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2.7sIt's more of a Shelbyville idea.
1.95sNow wait just a minute.
2.34sWe're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
2.25sjust tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it.
2.94sAll right. I tell you what I'll do.
2.22sI'll show you my idea.
0.5sI give you the Springfield Monorail!
4.52s
3.85sI've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook,
2.4sand by gum, it put them on the map!
3.1sWell, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine, bona fide,
2.17selectrified, six-car monorail.
1.9s- What'd I say?
- Monorail!
1.73sWhat's it called? Monorail!
1.98sThat's right, monorail!
2.37sMonorail. Monorail. Monorail.
2.17sI hear those things are awfully loud
1.92sit glides As softly As A cloud
1.85sis there A chance the track could bend
2.1snot on your life my Hindu friend
1.8swhat about us brain-dead slobs
2.2syou'll be given cushy Jobs
1.67swere you sent here by the devil
1.99sno, good Sir I'm on the level
2.05sthe ring Came off my pudding can
1.45stake my pen knife my good man
2.18sI swear it's springfield's only choice