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2.14sdisbursement of the, uh, two million dollars.
2.65sDon't you mean three million dollars?
2.1sOf course. How silly of me.
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3.77sYou know, a town with money's a little like the mule with a spinning wheel.
3.47sNo one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it.
3.69sMule.
2.97sThe name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley,
3.1sand I come before you good people tonight with an idea.
3.52sProbably the greatest-- Ah, it's not for you.
2.7sIt's more of a Shelbyville idea.
1.95sNow wait just a minute.
2.34sWe're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
2.25sjust tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it.
2.94sAll right. I tell you what I'll do.
2.22sI'll show you my idea.
0.5sI give you the Springfield Monorail!
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3.85sI've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook,
2.4sand by gum, it put them on the map!
3.1sWell, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine, bona fide,
2.17selectrified, six-car monorail.