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1.48sDon't you have music to write?
1.92sI'm doing it right now.
3.47sI call this my "Symphony in Gee, My Sister Sucks."
6.71s(CHUCKLES) O Lord, why did you give such transcendent talent to such an undeserving fool?
1.9sBecause you are ugly!
2.52sWhat is it about music that enchants us?
3.2sOur next award is sponsored by Heinrich's Bratwurst.
4.3s"Papa, can we have a Heinrich's Bratwurst?"
2.87sFor outstanding composer age 10 and under,
1.27sthe winner is...
1.18sPlease let me win.
2.03s(SCOFFS) I can't stand it.
1.33sThank you. Thank you.
4.42sI want to see you all next week at my concert in Krakow!