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3.52sAnd I have to score at least a pumpkin sticker or better on it.
3.42sAw. There, there. I can help you kids.
3.5s(ALL GASPING) I know a little something about history.
1.77sGather round.
2.44sHenry VIII had everything he could want,
3.64sexcept a son to follow in his footsteps.
10.34s(FANFARE PLAYING) I'm Henry the Eighth, I am Henry the Eighth, I am, I am I've been eating since 6:00 a.m.
2.47sFor dessert I'll have dinner again
2.44sMy name's synonymous with gluttony
1.62sI'll always eat a turkey or a ham
2.05sStop singing that song!
1.28sWe all know who you are!
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3.69sHer Majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
1.43sWhat are you doing out of bed?
2.23sI just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.
2.57sYour Majesty, I know you want a son.
3.62sBut must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
7.24s(ALL LAUGHING) As royal physician, it is my learned opinion that her womb is filled with sea serpents.