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2.05sStop singing that song!
1.28sWe all know who you are!
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3.69sHer Majesty, Margarine of Aragon!
1.43sWhat are you doing out of bed?
2.23sI just planted my seed in your womanly dirt.
2.57sYour Majesty, I know you want a son.
3.62sBut must we discuss my womb in front of the entire court?
7.24s(ALL LAUGHING) As royal physician, it is my learned opinion that her womb is filled with sea serpents.
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1.18s(GROANS)
6.99s(MUTTERING) Must sire a dude. Must sire a dude.
2.13sFather dearest, I am the son you crave.
2.53sI'm smart, athletic and ever so masculine.
3.27sCould a girl belch like this? (BELCHES) Oh!
3.14sMy beautiful boy! Why can't I have you?
2.4sI don't know. Too much jerkin' your merkin?
4.99sWhy you little... Get out of my dreams and into my wife!
2.23sI could've married the King of France.
3.04sHe wasn't so preoccupied with procreation.