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3.07smore than half of marriages will end in it.
1.75sYour Majesty, I work for the Pope,
3.24sand I think a celibate Italian weirdo knows a lot more about marriage than you.
1.95sMmm, I understand.
3.87sAnd because you stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you.
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1.77sI can see my house!
4.4sSweetie, sometimes a daddy and a mommy decide to live apart.
1.57sIt's not your fault.
3.04sIt's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything.
1.77sSo grow a penis or get lost.
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1.53s(STRAINING)
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1.9sI can't. Buh-bye.
1.73sWell, why can't your heir be female?