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3.24sand I think a celibate Italian weirdo knows a lot more about marriage than you.
1.95sMmm, I understand.
3.87sAnd because you stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you.
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1.77sI can see my house!
4.4sSweetie, sometimes a daddy and a mommy decide to live apart.
1.57sIt's not your fault.
3.04sIt's just that you came out the wrong sex and ruined everything.
1.77sSo grow a penis or get lost.
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1.53s(STRAINING)
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1.9sI can't. Buh-bye.
1.73sWell, why can't your heir be female?
2.13sOr why can't we elect our leaders?
1.77sI wonder if I could canonize a child?
0.9sLeaving!
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3.44sHey, I invented divorce! How did you get half of everything?
1.47sYou should've invented the pre-nup.
1.67sAnd now half of your kingdom, please.
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1.17sI get Ireland?
5.17s(LAUGHS) And by the power vested in me by you just now,