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2.53sNow take a ride on the kingmaker!
1.05s(SHUDDERS)
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0.98sSwing and a miss!
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1.62sCome on! I'm 95.
2.05sYou could use a butter knife, for God's sake.
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2.53sDon't just stand there. Bury me.
3.9sSire, I know what you usually do to the bearer of bad news,
3.99sbut, well, we're running out of pikes to stick your wives' heads onto.
2.17sI'll show you running out of pikes!
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2.02sHey, what do you know? You were right.
1.43sThat means a lot.
6.41sMy whole life, I was looking for that one woman whose execution could bring me happiness.
5.25sNow I realize I was just beheading myself for divorcing you.
2.14sAnd locking me in a dungeon.
6.59s(LAUGHS) (COUGHS) Listen to us. We still finish each other's sentences.
4.57sMargarine, won't you take back an old head-chopping fool?
4.3sOf course, Your Majesty. Let me just fluff your pillow for you.