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1.08sHuh? Huh?
2.02sPapa, let me be the headliner.
3.67sI always show up on time and I close the piano lid ever so softly.
2.08sOh, little Salieri,
3.64swhy don't you go play with the other three untalented members of our family?
2.49sTito, Randy, and Jermaine.
1.5s(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
2.76s
2.67sSally, no one practices as hard as you.
3.03sBut it's your brother who keeps us in lead-based face powder.
1.49s
1.08s(SWOONING)
1.05s
1.32s(MOANS IN DELIGHT)
0.94s
1.6s(HARPSICHORD PLAYING)
4.41s
1.85s
2.07sEw! A plague rat!
0.82s(LAUGHING)
1.4s
1.48sDon't you have music to write?
1.92sI'm doing it right now.
3.47sI call this my "Symphony in Gee, My Sister Sucks."
1.08s(GROWLS)
6.71s(CHUCKLES) O Lord, why did you give such transcendent talent to such an undeserving fool?
1.9sBecause you are ugly!