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2.72sFine! I want to marry Anne Boleyn.
2.05sBut I can't chop my wife's head off
1.97sbecause her father is the King of Spain!
2.08sYour Majesty, your feelings are valid,
2.34sbut I'm afraid marriage takes a lot of hard work.
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1.23sAnd who needs that?
1.77sI say trade in that lemon and get busy!
1.6sWoo-hoo!
3.12sDivorce? Sire, there's no such thing in the Cath-diddly-atholic Church.
2.35sBut it's the only church we've got, so what are you gonna do?
1.55sI'll start my own church.
1.25sWhat?
2.87sYes, my own church. Where divorce will be so easy,
3.07smore than half of marriages will end in it.
1.75sYour Majesty, I work for the Pope,
3.24sand I think a celibate Italian weirdo knows a lot more about marriage than you.
1.95sMmm, I understand.
3.87sAnd because you stuck to your principles, I'm going to canonize you.
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