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5.34sBut at least people will always remember the expedition of Lewis and Clark and Tweedleburger...
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2.58sAlso, if you're confronted by a mountain lion,
2.44stry to make yourself look as big as possible.
3.05sAnd when you get a chance, bury your friend.
2.89sHey, we're still mourning. Let's get a drink.
4.45sAll right, customers! And they said you couldn't open a bar in Kansas.
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1.33sHey... Hey!
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2.57sWell, nothing can crush the frontier spirit.
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4.77sThat'll do it. (GROANS) LEWIS: At last the Pacific Ocean.
1.62sSACAGAWEA: That's a mud puddle.
2.37sSome of us find solutions instead of just pointing out problems.
2.15sHow did you two ever get to be explorers?
1.32sWe got the job because we own a compass.
2.02sTurns out the needle was just painted on.
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3.65sIt's been two years, so our brave explorers should be right about here.
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1.73sYou morons!
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