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2.49sLong have we awaited the coming of the white man...
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1.12sAnd Carl.
2.5sThanks. And welcome to the United States of America.
1sHave a flag.
2.75sAnd while you're at it, cover your nakedness and worship our Lord.
1.3sYeah, yeah. I'll get right on it.
7.12sNow, in order to aid your journey across the land I offer you the guidance of my daughter, Sacagawea.
6.07sIn our language, her name means "little know-it-all "who won't shut her maize hole."
2.07sI will be happy to help the Americans.
2.75sOf course, I will be sad to leave my husband,
1.93sthe French fur trader, Charbonneau.
1.67sI will come with you.
4.57sBecause by myself, the darkness, she scares me.
2.19sI don't know why I ever sold you to him.
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1.64sOkay, those berries are poison.
1.27sThose leaves are poison oak.
2.74sAnd your belt is a snake, also poisonous.
2.52sI'll tell you what's poisonous, your attitude.
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3.5sYou know these... (GROANING) I'm dying!
5.34sBut at least people will always remember the expedition of Lewis and Clark and Tweedleburger...