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1.08s(ALL GASP)
1.54s
1.14s
0.97s(GUNS COCKING)
1.1s
2.77s(BOWS COCKING) Wait! That's my brother!
0.62s
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1.68sDon't kill them! They're my friends!
3.25sOh, come on. Can't we at least have one pity scalp?
1.68sAh! My brother-in-law.
2.8sI haven't seen you since I killed all your buffalo.
3sWater under the bridge, eh? Eh?
1.67sDon't forget the eyebrows.
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1.29s
1.63sCLARK: Wow, the Columbia River!
5.56sNow we just ride this baby down to the Pacific and get us some sweet mermaid sex.
3.67sFor the last time, those are salmon!
2.77sHow do you like that? Sacagawea has an opinion.
1.37sBig surprise.
2.75sYou know, you could be a little more grateful to us for civilizing you.
0.54s
5.47s(BLOWS NOSE) I am the only reason you guys made it this far alive!