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1.62sSACAGAWEA: That's a mud puddle.
2.37sSome of us find solutions instead of just pointing out problems.
2.15sHow did you two ever get to be explorers?
1.32sWe got the job because we own a compass.
2.02sTurns out the needle was just painted on.
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3.65sIt's been two years, so our brave explorers should be right about here.
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1.73sYou morons!
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1.08s(ALL GASP)
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0.97s(GUNS COCKING)
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2.77s(BOWS COCKING) Wait! That's my brother!
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1.68sDon't kill them! They're my friends!
3.25sOh, come on. Can't we at least have one pity scalp?
1.68sAh! My brother-in-law.
2.8sI haven't seen you since I killed all your buffalo.
3sWater under the bridge, eh? Eh?
1.67sDon't forget the eyebrows.
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1.63sCLARK: Wow, the Columbia River!
5.56sNow we just ride this baby down to the Pacific and get us some sweet mermaid sex.
3.67sFor the last time, those are salmon!