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1.63sHis name's Steve Bellows.
2.5sHe's so mean, he once shot a man for snoring.
1.27sWhere have I heard that before?
4.39sIt's all here in this simulated leather-bound edition of Time-Life's Killers of quahog.
1.27sWow. They're all herE.
2.05sJohn the Biter, the Berserk Hobo,
1.75sthe Golden Autumn Day Strangler.
2.52sM-Maybe Steve won't remember you.
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2.4sWell, Well, Officer Swanson.
2.87sYou and your friends are dead! You're all dead!
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1.57sOh, Good.
2.72sHe thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.
1.77sNo, No, no!
1.53sIf you're ever going to be a lady,
1.83syou must learn to speak like one.
1.18sNow try it again.
3.82s"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."
2.4s"The loif of the w--"
2.4sNo, no, no. Not "loif," "life!" "life!"
2.1sThat's wha' I said! "Loif!"
1.82sNow listen to me, you tin-eared piece of baggage.
1.05swe've got 5 days left,