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1.83syou must learn to speak like one.
1.18sNow try it again.
3.82s"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."
2.4s"The loif of the w--"
2.4sNo, no, no. Not "loif," "life!" "life!"
2.1sThat's wha' I said! "Loif!"
1.82sNow listen to me, you tin-eared piece of baggage.
1.05swe've got 5 days left,
1.47sand I'll not lose my wager.
1.37sNow repeat after me.
1.27s"Hello, Mother.
2.8s"Have you hidden my hatchet?"
1.57s"'Allo, Mother.
1.9s"'Ave you 'idden my 'atchet?"
1.07sOh, God, no!
1.6sIt's an "H" sound, you moron! "H"!
2.07s"Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!"
2.33sew, Your breath smells like kitty litter!
1.23sI was curious!
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2.17sOur husbands couldn't have done this.
3.85sYeah. Cleveland can't even light the damn hibachi on the 4th of July!
2.3sExcuse me, Do you know where I can find Nigel Pinchley?
2.63sI'm from quahog Insurance, and I have a check for him.
1.65s$5 million?
3.35sYeah. lucky fella took out a huge policy the day before the fire.
2.57sDoesn't that strike you as a little suspicious?
1.27sNo, not really.