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5.69sMom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy.
2.85sRelax, Chris. Nothing bad ever happens when you're asleep.
2.22sIn fact, sometimes good things can happen.
1.27sOh, Jeni.
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1.27sJeni.
2.27sOh, Yeah, Jeni, don't stop.
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1.77sOh, Richard Jeni,
4.86syour H.B.O. comedy specials have brought pleasure to millions.
1.9sAnd what a sweet ass.
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1.28sRight this way, everyone.
1.77sBless you for helping us, Father.
1.88sIt's God's wish, my dear.
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1.64sAll right!
2.55sWell, Hurricane Norman is beginning to pound quahog.