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2.52sM-Maybe Steve won't remember you.
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2.4sWell, Well, Officer Swanson.
2.87sYou and your friends are dead! You're all dead!
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1.57sOh, Good.
2.72sHe thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.
1.77sNo, No, no!
1.53sIf you're ever going to be a lady,
1.83syou must learn to speak like one.
1.18sNow try it again.
3.82s"The life of the wife is ended by the knife."
2.4s"The loif of the w--"
2.4sNo, no, no. Not "loif," "life!" "life!"
2.1sThat's wha' I said! "Loif!"
1.82sNow listen to me, you tin-eared piece of baggage.
1.05swe've got 5 days left,
1.47sand I'll not lose my wager.
1.37sNow repeat after me.
1.27s"Hello, Mother.
2.8s"Have you hidden my hatchet?"
1.57s"'Allo, Mother.
1.9s"'Ave you 'idden my 'atchet?"
1.07sOh, God, no!
1.6sIt's an "H" sound, you moron! "H"!
2.07s"Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!"
2.33sew, Your breath smells like kitty litter!