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2.1sOne time, I went up to this bloke's flat,
2.57srang the bell, and ran like Sebastian Coe!
3.2sOh! More! Tell me more!
3.2sI burned down my pub for the insurance money and framed your husband!
3.75sHa! I knew it! And what's more, I have witnesses! Bonnie!
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1.07sLoretta?
2.07sDemond Wilson from Sanford and Son?
1.48sWhat are you doing here?
1.58sI know. I'm surprised I'm alive, too.
1.9sSorry, love.
1.38sBetter luck next time.
2.12sMr. Pinchley, I heard everything!
3.22sAnd What you've done is a textbook example of insurance...
1.27s"fraud"!
1.23sOh, Bloody hell!
2.63sWhat the devil were you doing in the closet anyway?
1.05sI came with Demond.
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1.23sLadies and gentlemen,
1.17sMiss Eliza Pinchley.
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1.67sPsst! You, Dogbert!
2.82sDown here! Get a front-row seat for this one.
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2.87sHow kind of you all to come.