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3.07sHere with an update is Greg, the Weather Mime.
1.92sOk, i-it's gonna be cold,
1.37svery cold,
6.44sand--and there's gonna be wind, and people's parents will throw fecal matter down on them from the rooftops. How awful!
1.14sOh, no.
2.54sI'm sorry, that's--that's rain. Yes.
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1.27sIt'll rain.
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4.07sRemember, the number-one cause of injury during a hurricane is broken glass.
1.8sSo stay away from the windows.
1.67sAnd Peter, put those away.
2.08sAw, come on, Lois. Just one more sonG.
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5.69sMom, I'm afraid if I fall asleep the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and give me a vasectomy.
2.85sRelax, Chris. Nothing bad ever happens when you're asleep.
2.22sIn fact, sometimes good things can happen.
1.27sOh, Jeni.
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1.27sJeni.
2.27sOh, Yeah, Jeni, don't stop.
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1.77sOh, Richard Jeni,
4.86syour H.B.O. comedy specials have brought pleasure to millions.