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2.47sSpringfielders can be intelligent and articulate.
2.9sI happen to know because we're from Springfield.
3.04sSpringfielders? Oh! (THUDS)
1.42s(ALL HOOTING)
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4.67sMARGE: This is the worst crisis the Springfield Cultural Activities Board has ever faced.
2.67sThose Shelbyvillians are maligning us all.
3.24sI've never heard such mean-spirited hate-hoots.
2.28sWe've got to upgrade Springfield's image,
3.15sshow them we're more than just a town that's still afraid of eclipses.
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2.1sHey, how 'bout we open a fancy restaurant,
2.5sand when people check their hats and coats, we steal them?
2.15sWhy do you come to these meetings?
1sFree water.
0.97sThere must be something else.
1.45sThink, Marge, think.
3.6sCulture... Vulture... Birds of prey...
2.74sPray in a church... The Father, Son and Holy Ghost...
2.97sGhosts are scary... Scary rhymes with Gehry!