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1.73sSay, fellow Shelbyvillian,
1.87senjoying our famous low humidity?
5.14sI'll say. The only thing lower than our humidity are the greens fees on our public golf course.
2.52sWhich one? All three!
2.1s(ALL CHEERING) Yes. Yes.
3.47sWhy, look, it's Springfield Billy!
1.52s(ALL HOOTING)
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2.17sWhat are you doing here in Shelbyville?
3.75sI came here for the legalized gambling.
1.07sBut Springfield Billy,
1.88swe don't have legalized gambling here.
1.47sSure you do.
3.95sI saw a bumper sticker that said "Free Tibet."
1.2s(ALL LAUGHING)
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3.64s(GASPS) They're saying Springfielders are stupid hicks.
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