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2.97sWell, I'll make these rioters regret their folly.
2.57sThis prison will make Abu Ghraib look like the Four Seasons.
4.77sSmithers, we'll need electrical wire, a hood and someone who can really point at genitalia.
1.87sDone and done, sir.
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1.3s(GRUNTS)
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1.57sHold on a minute.
2.73sGovernor, I've been using my powers of snitching for evil,
2.4sbut now I want to tattle for good.
1.57sThis prison is a hellhole.
3.27sThey feed us horse meat, with traces of jockey meat!
2.94sI'll have you know I buy the finest cuts of beef.
3.57s(MILITARY TRUMPET PLAYING)
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2.17sThe guards are sadistic and cruel.
1.6sI can't help the way I am.
4.02sWhen I was a boy, I saw my father murdered before my eyes.
1sBy me.
5.82sGovernor, I think the only fair solution is to pardon all these thugs and murderers.
2.67sWell, since there's no room in the prisons you came from,
2.27sI'm releasing you all to a garbage barge,
4swhere you will bare-knuckle box till one of you emerges as king of your floating hell.