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2.85sNow she just bottles up her misery like a normal mom.
1.92sGentlemen, my prison is losing money.
2.77sWe need more convicts in the dungeonarium.
1.68sDungeonarium. That's catchy.
4.3sWell, I could beef up arrests by enforcing some of these old forgotten laws.
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1.13s(GRUNTS) (THUDS)
1.57sOkey dokey.
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1.5sLet's see here.
1.97sAh! Here's one from 1834.
4.2s"It's unlawful for a man to be hatless during daylight hours."
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2.02sHmm. Hmm?
2.77sSmithers, if I didn't arrest you that night in the park,
1.78sI'm not going to arrest you now.
7.86sStupid prison guard job thinks it's so big. (CLATTERS) Everyone gets a prison job but me.
2.8sAll my best friends are guards.
3.19sThey think they're so cruel and corrupt, but they're not.
4.1sOkay, boys, here's a loony law from 1911.
5.07s"Five kicks of the same can "shall be considered illegally transporting litter."