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2.8sAll my best friends are guards.
3.19sThey think they're so cruel and corrupt, but they're not.
4.1sOkay, boys, here's a loony law from 1911.
5.07s"Five kicks of the same can "shall be considered illegally transporting litter."
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1.73s(GRUNTS)
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6.49s(GRUNTS) That's a hard five. All units move in. (SIREN WAILS) We're putting you away, Kicky Mantle.
2.55sAnd give that can the whole CSI treatment.
2.2sYou know, lab tests, weird lights,
1.93sshots from the can's point of view.
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1.5sYeah, that's it.
2.07sLots of flash and no meaning.
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0.58s(LAUGHS) Okay, new meat, you're clean.
2.22s(GURGLING)
1.97sI'm not supposed to be new meat.
2.07sI'm supposed to have your job.
2.22sI'm sick of you positing an alternate reality!
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1.23s(GURGLING)
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1.4s(CLANKING)