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1.6sMust've been a difficult marriage, too,
3.1s'cause every afternoon she'd be bellyaching about her bloody duke.
2.17sI think you just had a gross grandmother.
1.45sNo, I'm quite sure of it.
4.22sAnd to prove it, I'm gonna nick one of the Queen's hairs during her visit tomorrow.
3.04sAnd when the DNA proves a match, you'll see I'm royalty.
3.54sThe Queen, eh? I'd like to mash my banger in her blood pudding.
1.28sGoogity. Googity. Glop.
1.95sHello, lads. Oh, hello, Seamus.
2.37sRight fine performance at the cricket match today.
3.15sAye. I was spirited to have you down there watching me.
3.04sANNOUNCER: Well, it's a brilliant day for a long and confusing game of cricket.
3.59sThe field is teeming with men in helmets who don't seem like they need helmets,
3.29sand men not in helmets who seem like they probably should be wearing helmets.
2.4sOh, he's batted it clear out of the stadium.
4.05sIs that good? We don't know, but it's what we do!