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1.93sGuys, will you please settle down?
1.47sCan we settle down, please?
2.5sEveryone. Everyone, can I have your attention?
1.37sOh, captains, my captains.
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1.67sI have an announcement to make.
3.69sYou are all free. You have been fired from the school.
5.52sVietnam is over. The hospital is closing. Will Hunting is all better.
1.58sIt's not your fault. It's not your fault.
1.92sShut up. Seriously, shut up.
1.5sPlease, you are done here.
3.04sGo and spread your comedy to all corners of this country.
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1.83sWait, not you five.
2.94sI'm gonna keep you for an experiment.
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1.18sHo-ho! Eggs.
1sWho came first, the chicken or the porn star?
1.2sHo-ho! The Porn Identity.
1.8sWho am I? Oh, yeah, the pizza man.
2.23s(MIMICKING '80S PORN SOUNDTRACK) Ho-ho!
1.35sPeter, can you pass the coffee?
2.27sSure, Brian the dog.
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1.58sAnything for my family.
0.97s(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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