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2.8sHaagen-Dazs, lots of Haagen-Dazs.
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2.25sWell, let's see if it worked. Here we go.
3.2sHa! You're still alive, you fat fuck.
1.63sOkay, Stewie, time for bed.
2.6sYou want Mommy to read you a night-night story?
1.57sOh, how about this one?
1.83s(STEWIE READING TITLE)
2.25s
1.95s(LOIS READING)
4.19s
1sSTEWIE: Who is this book for?
3.24s(LOIS READING)
5.37s
2.39sSTEWIE: Ugh, that was absolute garbage. Read it again!
2.59sHey, Lois. I'm home from the Clam.
2.14sYou know what that means.
2.2sSTEWIE: You spent the last 10 minutes parked in front of the house,
1.47scrying in your car?
2.47sNot now, Peter. I'm doing story time with Stewie.
1.43sSTEWIE: Yeah, scram, Drinky.
3.54sI got a story. It's about the little penis that could.
3.95sIt thinks it can, it thinks... In fact, it's pretty sure it can.