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3.25sSTEWIE: Yeah, wipe it off and put it back in your purse, you white trash hen.
3.77sThere we go. Who's my clean little boy?
1.69s(STEWIE GIGGLING)
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1.52sSTEWIE: Your roots are ridiculous.
2.32sI'm gonna grab your hair 'cause I like grabbing stuff.
4.22sOkay. Okay, Stewie, let go. Let go, Stewie. Let go of Mommy's hair.
1.99sSTEWIE: When I grow up, I'm never gonna call you.
3.62sI'm gonna be busy with my job and my family. You'll be nothing.
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2.17sStewie, I want you to have my ring.
3.05sIt's one of my most important possessions, and I want you to have it.
2.32sOkay, red flag. Red flag, everybody.
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2.52sHey, Stewie, wanna go down the slide?
1.57sSTEWIE: Um...
2.15sWhat's the matter? You never been down the slide before?
1.97s(STEWIE SCOFFING) Yeah, like, a thousand times.