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1.38sAll right, kids, enough telly.
2.73sI hope everyone's peckish for some boiled lamb shank.
2.8sNone for me, Lydia. I'm meeting me mates down at the pub.
6.16sAgain? But Neville, you spend all your time down at the Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Cat and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock.
1.23sAnd that's where you're wrong.
4.2sThe Fox and Pig and Dog and Wolf and Cat and Fiddle and Whistle and Cock is for tossers.
5.1sWe're meeting at the Dog and Cat and Bull and Whistle and Fiddle and Cock and Pig and Wolf and Carriage and Fife and Other Wolf.
2.62sBut I need you to stay and have a chat with Collingsworth.
2.34sI found him with another fag in his mouth this morning.
3.2sOh, is that right? So you fancy fags, do you?
2.44sWell, here. Have a whole carton of fags!
3.14sI just want a comely lass to look upon me with favor.
1.33sI look on you with favor.
1.57sI look on all of you with favor.
1.52sShut up, British Meg.
1.03s(EXAGGERATED TEXAN ACCENT) Look at Lydia.
2.37sWhat a two-bit Wichita whore.
2.3sOne of these days, she's gonna wake up kilt.
3.34sAh, matricide. Yet another of your childhood whims.
1.87sNo, it ain't. I'm gonna follow through with...
1.43sWait, why'd you say it like that?
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1.17sCutaway, sir?