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2.22sSTEWIE: Hmm. I think I have time for a quickie.
3.89s
1.1s(MACHINE BEEPING)
0.65s
1.32s(WHIRRING)
2.57s
1.55sExcuse me, Mr. Cobain?
1.18sLook, I know you're depressed.
3.44sMade some bad choices with women, but there's another way.
2.8sHaagen-Dazs, lots of Haagen-Dazs.
4.47s
2.25sWell, let's see if it worked. Here we go.
3.2sHa! You're still alive, you fat fuck.
1.63sOkay, Stewie, time for bed.
2.6sYou want Mommy to read you a night-night story?
1.57sOh, how about this one?
1.83s(STEWIE READING TITLE)
2.25s
1.95s(LOIS READING)
4.19s
1sSTEWIE: Who is this book for?
3.24s(LOIS READING)
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