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1.83sWait, not you five.
2.94sI'm gonna keep you for an experiment.
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1.18sHo-ho! Eggs.
1sWho came first, the chicken or the porn star?
1.2sHo-ho! The Porn Identity.
1.8sWho am I? Oh, yeah, the pizza man.
2.23s(MIMICKING '80S PORN SOUNDTRACK) Ho-ho!
1.35sPeter, can you pass the coffee?
2.27sSure, Brian the dog.
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1.58sAnything for my family.
0.97s(INDISTINCT TALKING)
7.64s
2.84sI guess Disney wouldn't let us do the Aladdin one.
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6.71s
2.79sLOIS: Stewie, rise and shine.
1.79s
1.9sGood morning, Stewie.
1.47sSTEWIE: Fuck you.
1.67sYou ready for the day, sweetie?
2.5sSTEWIE: Ah, I smell you've had coffee and nothing to eat.
2.87s(SNIFFING) Oh, someone needs a diaper change.