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2.65sGood evening, Billingsbury. I'm Clive Crowley.
4.44sComing up, a man with a gun and two bullets has taken over the city of Manchester.
5.1sBut first, our top story tonight, Her Majesty The Queen will be passing through our very town tomorrow.
3.84sWith details, we now go live to Indian reporter Tricia Dasgupta.
2.64s(EXAGGERATED INDIAN ACCENT) Oh, my golly, there is much commotion.
1.58sThank you, Tricia. After the interval,
2.9sfind out which 12 football teams tied tonight.
3.15sThe Queen's coming to Billingsbury? That's bloody sweet!
2.54sYou know, I'm actually a relation of the Royal Family.
1.67sYou most certainly are not.
1.74sWhere would you get that idea?
1.9sMe mum used to claim she was a Windsor.
2.94sAnd I always heard me nana talk about how she took a duke.
1.6sMust've been a difficult marriage, too,
3.1s'cause every afternoon she'd be bellyaching about her bloody duke.
2.17sI think you just had a gross grandmother.