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2.34sHe's got a big drinking problem. Could embarrass the program.
1.97sMeet me up in that tree later, and I'll tell you more.
3.54sWow, my father, an astronaut.
2.9sI feel so full of--
0.38sWhat's the opposite of shame?
1.6sPride?
1.84sNo, not that far from shame.
2.2s- Less shame? - Yeah.
2.4sYou know, Homer, when I found out about this,
2.54sI went through a wide range of emotions.
3.85sFirst I was nervous, then anxious, then wary,
4.1sthen apprehensive, then kind of sleepy,
2.77sthen worried and then concerned.
2.02sBut now I realize that being a spaceman...
2.13sis something you have to do.
0.57sWho's doing what now?
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2.1sWell, here I am, right on time. I don't see...
3.9sBarney "Let's Crash the Rocket Into the White House and Kill the President" Gumble.
2.2sActually, he's been here since sunrise.
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2.54sHi, Homer. Since they made me stop drinking,
2.17sI've regained my balance and diction.
8.39sObserve. i am the very model of A Modern major general I've informaTion vegeTable animal and mineral Aw, that's nothing. Watch this.
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