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2.72sfor whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.
2.32sHmm? What? Oh.
4.2sAnd by that I mean, of course, it's time for the Worker of the Week Award.
4.37sI can't believe we've overlooked this week's winner for so very, very long.
3.57sWe simply could not function without his tireless efforts.
5.34sSo, a round of applause for... this inanimate carbon rod.
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4.19sInanimate, huh? I'll show him inanimate!
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2.74sStupid carbon rod.
2.49sIt's all just a popularity contest.
2.69sWow! Did you actually get to see the rod?
0.38sI'm sorry, Homie.
3.29sNobody respects me at work.
4.52sWell, we respect you.
4.3sBart, I told you. Don't draw on your father's skull.