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2.1s"while-your-wife- is-at-work" fun.
1.05sLaura gets home at 7:00,
3.75sso I figure we can stare at our wine glasses till then.
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1.7sSo, uh... So, when...
2.77sWhen do you guys think you're gonna die?
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1.43sWow, a parade.
2.8sIt's like I'm walking past stuff, but I'm not going anywhere.
2.94sLook, there's the float commemorating sham marriages.
2.55sSorry, this stomach thing is acting up again tonight.
3.1sOh, and I'm going on a business trip to Mykonos for July.
3.49sAnd it says this next one is the "Shocking Reveal Gay Float."
1.23s(GASPING)
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2.27sI had no idea.