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2.13sOh, my God, this place is a dump.
1.3sWell, let's not be so quick to judge.
2.3sIt says here there's a continental breakfast.
1.9sOh, the continent is Africa.
1.73sStewie, this place is a complete pit.
3.14sI mean, doesn't it seem weird to you that we have to re-check-in every 20 minutes?
3.37sAlso the porn is free, but we have to watch it in the lobby.
2sAll right. Look, Brian, I realize it's not the Bellagio,
2.34sbut I'm just trying to make the best of a bad situation.
1.27sYeah, I know. I know.
1.53sAnd, come on, it's not the worst place.
2.87sLook, the bloody handprint on that wall is giving a thumbs-up.
3.02sThat's not a thumbs-up. That's a hand with a penis in it.
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1.63sOkay, let's see if we can turn this trip around.
1.42sI'm gonna try some blackjack.
2.13sHere, take $40. I'm gonna go get some ice cream.
1.33sAll right, I'll catch up with you.
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2.52sHey there, Denise.
1.73s- How you doing today?
- I don't know.
2.67sI usually have to check with my boyfriend first.
1.6sOh, uh...