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2sThen we'll be out of debt and on our way home.
3.3sI suppose. I just wish we didn't have to borrow money from a loan shark.
1.85sI mean, that guy seemed pretty serious.
2.04sOkay, and just a couple of remaining items.
2.8sPlease indicate here if I look like a schmuck to you.
1.33sI'm gonna say no.
2.8sGreat. Then please check here and initial there.
2.67sUh, next, do you think this is some kind of game?
1.23sUm, no.
1.3sOkay, initial, please.
3.2sAnd finally, my date of birth. Was it yesterday?
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6.47sIt must be awkward in a huddle knowing one of these guys is gonna be an NBA millionaire and the rest are just gonna be weird tall guys.
4.24sANNOUNCER: And that'll do it for us here with Duke losing by just three points.
2.37sWe... We lost, Brian.
1.5sOh, crap, we're screwed.
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2.17sHey, Stewie, give me $100 from the backpack.
3.24sI want to pay a Wayne Newton look-alike to beat up a Rita Rudner look-alike.
3.04sI'll give you $1,000. Pay him to beat up Rita Rudner.
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