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1.43sANNOUNCER: Oh, sorry, sorry.
2.03s...help me get into used car sales.
1.83sHey, Stewie, I don't know if you have any interest in this,
2.69sbut I was wondering if you want to go to Vegas with me and see Celine Dion.
3.72sAre you kidding? Of course I want to go! Wow, these are good seats!
2.67sI know. Apparently, they were donated by Goldman's Pharmacy.
2.27sTurns out Mort's cousin is Celine's opening act.
1.63sReally? What's his talent?
1.97sI understand he's a magician of sorts.
1.72sAll right, for this next trick,
2.2sI need a quarter from the audience.
2.15sOkay, thank you.
1.22s(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
1.1s(DOOR SLAMMING)
1.03s(CAR STARTING)
1.13s(TIRES SQUEALING)
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2.89s
2.77sYou see these, Rupert? I call these my "buffet pants."
1.4sI understand that in Las Vegas,
1.87sthere is shrimp for the taking.
4.14sAnd after all, what's healthier than seafood for 10,000 in the middle of the desert?
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