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3.1sSo wait, let me get this straight. Sweet hat, obedient wife,
3.34sand I get to shout, "Admiral Akbar," when I do stuff?
2.64sYou, sir, have got yourself a Muslim.
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2.8sPeter, where are you going? And why are you dressed like that?
1.8sWell, Lois, I happen to be a Muslim now,
2.97swhich means I'll be spending a lot of my time in mostly-empty cafes,
2.78swatching soccer on an eight-inch black-and-white TV.
1.53sYes. The team I like is kicking it.
2.1sOh, no. The team I don't like is kicking it.
1.87sYes. The team I like is kicking it again.
2.07sI will celebrate with finger cymbals.
3.27s(CLANGING) Hey, is that for real,
2.4sthat "Diarrhea Only" sign on your bathroom?
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