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2.42sBut I'm supposed to pick up the dry cleaning before it closes.
2.34s- I killed a mouse with my tie.
- Nonsense.
1.53sI'll have my wife pick it up for you.
1.48sWhat? She'd do that?
4.35sOh, absolutely. (SNAPS FINGER) I need you to run an errand for my friend, Peter.
4.02sOf course. Anything for you, husband.
2.69sThat was amazing. She just listened to everything you said.
1.15sOf course she listened.
3.04sIn Muslim culture, wives are much more obedient.
1.34sNo way. That's awesome.
3.1sSo wait, let me get this straight. Sweet hat, obedient wife,
3.34sand I get to shout, "Admiral Akbar," when I do stuff?
2.64sYou, sir, have got yourself a Muslim.
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2.8sPeter, where are you going? And why are you dressed like that?
1.8sWell, Lois, I happen to be a Muslim now,
2.97swhich means I'll be spending a lot of my time in mostly-empty cafes,
2.78swatching soccer on an eight-inch black-and-white TV.
1.53sYes. The team I like is kicking it.
2.1sOh, no. The team I don't like is kicking it.
1.87sYes. The team I like is kicking it again.
2.07sI will celebrate with finger cymbals.
3.27s(CLANGING) Hey, is that for real,