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1.58sKids, have you seen your father?
3.6s(PHONE RINGING) Hello? PETER: Is dinner almost ready?
3sYes, Peter. God, where are you? I can barely hear you.
2.67sPull back my chair ever so slightly.
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2.2s(SIGHS) Daddy's home.
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2.1sAll right, it's 4:59.
4.77sIn just a few seconds, all the unreturned library books will be officially late.
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3.2sThe wieners was already drawed in the books when I got 'em.
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4.04s"Libra. A strange man will drop into your life." Hmm.
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2.94s"Pisces. Be careful at work today."
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1.75s(ANGRY BIRDS MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.94sGo, go, go, go, go... Aw!
2.67sHe so should've died. This is bullcrap.
3.37sStop smiling. 90% of the people playing this are pooping.
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