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2.27sIt is too late. The job must be done.
1.52sLook, I know you're mad at our government,
2.9sbut you gotta realize, that's only part of America.
3.69sWe're the land of the free and the home of the sunburned, freckled fat guy.
4.09sA place where Jenny McCarthy has a role in the debate over childhood vaccinations.
3.92sA country where you can walk into any IHOP and see black women fighting.
3.17sAnd where Ubu is considered a good dog even though he never sat.
4sWe're the proud nation where someone can shoot up their entire workplace with a thing,
2.82sand then the next day nobody talks about banning that thing.
3.95sIt's the land that lets people on Twitter spell the word "their" any way they want.
1.87sAnd where, if you think you can dance,
2.64sthat assertion will be challenged and evaluated.
2.48sFor we are America.
3.85sYou will not convince me. America must pay for its sins.
0.68s(VAN DOOR OPENS)
1.63sHold it right there.
2.27sMahmoud, you're under arrest.
1.97sLook, Joe, I drove a van.