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1.7sMan, I never thought it would end like this.
1.73sWhy, what did you imagine?
2.94sBasically the same thing, only Nathan Lane.
2.84sNow, drive!
1.1s(ENGINE STARTS)
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1.8sOkay, you're good to go.
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1.65sPull over up here.
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1.97sPlease, Mahmoud, don't do this.
2.27sIt is too late. The job must be done.
1.52sLook, I know you're mad at our government,
2.9sbut you gotta realize, that's only part of America.
3.69sWe're the land of the free and the home of the sunburned, freckled fat guy.
4.09sA place where Jenny McCarthy has a role in the debate over childhood vaccinations.
3.92sA country where you can walk into any IHOP and see black women fighting.
3.17sAnd where Ubu is considered a good dog even though he never sat.
4sWe're the proud nation where someone can shoot up their entire workplace with a thing,