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3.2sThe wieners was already drawed in the books when I got 'em.
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4.04s"Libra. A strange man will drop into your life." Hmm.
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2.94s"Pisces. Be careful at work today."
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1.75s(ANGRY BIRDS MUSIC PLAYING)
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2.94sGo, go, go, go, go... Aw!
2.67sHe so should've died. This is bullcrap.
3.37sStop smiling. 90% of the people playing this are pooping.
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1.28sHey, Lois, when are you gonna do the laundry?
1.67sI got, like, six parachutes in there.
2.57sPeter, those things are choking up the washing machine.
2.83sSo now I got you a bad washing machine for Christmas.
3.08sLittle tip, Stewie, love dies, and that's okay.
2.4sI write down all his advice in a little notebook.
5.3sYesterday's was, "I've never seen a pigeon die "from eating food on the ground, so what's the big whoop?"