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2.9sYou know "progress" has the word "pro" in it, right?
1.23sShut up, Joe.
1.33sHey, you guys, come on. Let's get the man a drink.
1.95sWhat are you having? How about a ginger ale?
6.31sBut if you'll excuse me, right now, I have to go bring great shame to myself by using the restroom.
1.8sIsn't he great? No, he's weird.
3.04sWhy'd he order a ginger ale? And who the hell doesn't look at jugs?
4.82sYeah, and he's got his cell phone clipped to his belt like he's some kind of big shot on vacation.
1.3sOh, I see what's going on.
2.82sYou guys are uncomfortable with Mahmoud because he's Muslim.
1.63sWhat? What are you talking about?
1.97sThis is your post-9/11 racism talking.
4.47sI, for one, think it's great that Peter has enough of an open mind to have a Muslim friend.
3.1sYou know, a lot of dogs just sit outside, tied to poles.
1.77sLook, Mahmoud's my friend, okay?
2.27sSo he's Muslim. Every culture has its quirks.
1.97sItalian guys talk with their hands a lot,
1.4sIrish guys drink a lot,
2.94sblack guys change their shirts while they tell you a story.
1.77sSo, how's Bernadette? She's all right.
3.47sShe's taking interior design classes down at the community college.
2.1sI mean, she's good at haircutting and everything.