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2.69sThat was amazing. She just listened to everything you said.
1.15sOf course she listened.
3.04sIn Muslim culture, wives are much more obedient.
1.34sNo way. That's awesome.
3.1sSo wait, let me get this straight. Sweet hat, obedient wife,
3.34sand I get to shout, "Admiral Akbar," when I do stuff?
2.64sYou, sir, have got yourself a Muslim.
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2.8sPeter, where are you going? And why are you dressed like that?
1.8sWell, Lois, I happen to be a Muslim now,
2.97swhich means I'll be spending a lot of my time in mostly-empty cafes,
2.78swatching soccer on an eight-inch black-and-white TV.
1.53sYes. The team I like is kicking it.
2.1sOh, no. The team I don't like is kicking it.
1.87sYes. The team I like is kicking it again.
2.07sI will celebrate with finger cymbals.
3.27s(CLANGING) Hey, is that for real,
2.4sthat "Diarrhea Only" sign on your bathroom?
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1.73sPeter, this is my friend Omar.
3.3sHe can teach you many things about our faith, including how to ululate.
4.35sWhat's that? It's this... (ULULATES) Oh, my God. That's terrifying.