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2.97sThey have this one jar, whole thing was full of cotton balls.
2.55sIt's amazing how far medical technology has come.
1.48sWell, sure is good to have you back.
4.97sJoe is, uh, (CLEARS THROAT) chattier than you'd think he'd be when you're not here.
3.22sLook, I'm just saying if pro is the opposite of con,
3.37swhat is the opposite of progress? Think about it.
1.77sYou know, I actually had a pretty good time in the hospital.
1.98s- I even made a new friend. - You did?
1.1sYeah, his name's Mahmoud.
2sIn fact, I told him to swing by if he had time.
1.43sIt's congress.
2sHello, Peter. Oh, hey. You made it.
1.27sHey, guys, this is Mahmoud.
2.63sMahmoud, this is Brian, Quagmire and Joe.
1s- Hello. - Hi, there.
1.67sHello. How are you? Have a seat.
2.03sAny friend of Peter's is a friend of ours.
1.5sHey, Mahmoud, you know, I'm actually glad you're here.
1.73sSettle an argument we were having earlier.
3.4sWhich Spanish chick has better jugs. Salma Hayek or the other one?
2.44sOh, but I do not pay attention to such things.
2s- I am married. - What?
1.15sOkay, well, how about this, Mahmoud?
2.9sYou know "progress" has the word "pro" in it, right?
1.23sShut up, Joe.
1.33sHey, you guys, come on. Let's get the man a drink.
1.95sWhat are you having? How about a ginger ale?
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