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1.87sI am glad you are enjoying yourself.
1.9sWould you like some of my meat fooshnoosh?
4.5sIt's a chicken that has been yelled at for two hours and then run over by a Mercedes.
1.57sMmm! Mmm! Oh!
2.03sYou can really taste the fear in the chicken.
1.64sYou know, Peter,
2.64sa lot of people are not as accepting of Muslim culture as you are.
2.1sWell, I think everything about it is the best.
1.63sLike this hookah.
3.5sI mean, who doesn't want to sit around a table with a bunch of guys and suck on the same thing?
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2.07s- How often does this get cleaned? - Never.
1.63s- And how old is it? - Eighty years.
1.47sPerfect.
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3.44sMmm, it's like smoking my grandfather's jacket.
1.92sMan, I wish I could stay here all night, Mahmoud.
2.42sBut I'm supposed to pick up the dry cleaning before it closes.
2.34s- I killed a mouse with my tie. - Nonsense.
1.53sI'll have my wife pick it up for you.
1.48sWhat? She'd do that?
4.35sOh, absolutely. (SNAPS FINGER) I need you to run an errand for my friend, Peter.
4.02sOf course. Anything for you, husband.
2.69sThat was amazing. She just listened to everything you said.
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