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1.28sHey, Lois, when are you gonna do the laundry?
1.67sI got, like, six parachutes in there.
2.57sPeter, those things are choking up the washing machine.
2.83sSo now I got you a bad washing machine for Christmas.
3.08sLittle tip, Stewie, love dies, and that's okay.
2.4sI write down all his advice in a little notebook.
5.3sYesterday's was, "I've never seen a pigeon die "from eating food on the ground, so what's the big whoop?"
2.04sPeter, this skydiving thing has gotta stop.
1.94sYou've destroyed half the neighborhood.
2.2sAnd I'm afraid you're gonna really hurt yourself.
2.67sI'm sorry, Lois. But skydiving is who I am now.
2.7sIt's like they say, fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly,
3.47sand gay guys gotta criticize the host of the party behind his back.
1.98sOh, my God, look, a bowl of M&M's.
1.6s- What are we, six?
- I know.
3sAnd remind me to get the recipe for those chopped-up hot dogs.
4.07s(LAUGHS) Oh, my God, Josh, this party is so amazing.
2.9sEverything is perfect. We're having so much fun.
2.87sOh, thanks. I'm so glad you guys could make it.
1.67sCome on. He saw us. Let's go.
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